- TRANSLATION - TATSU-GUMI VOL.175

[uedanoyome]

Today there's Ongaku no Hi

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Q: You know? You can post your own photos on Johnny's web now.

If you know it but still don't post it, you're being mean, if you didn't know it, then I want to see Ueda-kun's selfie now
A: I know it and I won't post it

Q: During the tour I got a sunburn and my face and body are itchy. Is Ueda-kun the kind of person who turns darker when getting sunburnt? Or do you turn red and it's over?

A: I turn darker right away

Q: Ueda Tatsuya-sama~!

I want to join UeZAP! (T/N: that's what they called it when Ueda trained those ladies during TameTabi, it's a parody of the name of an actual tv show)

How much is the annual fee?

I'll pay it altogether!!

A: Video update 4 times a year

Admission fee ¥15000

Annual fee ¥20000

What do you think?

Q: For real, there's no need for a salary, I'm okay with working for free and if you use me for the chores, shall we live together?

A: Are you an idiot?

Why am I supposed to pay you

on the first place?

You should pay ¥300000 per month.

So.

Start again, idiot!

Q: How does it feel to be around forty and wear a gakuran??? (T/N: the type of school uniform Ueda wore for Yankee kataomoi chuu PV)

A: It suited me so well

I don't even have words...

Q: I can't sleep, so please let's sleep together. I don't have any other plan lol

A: I do have (T/N: I think they mean other than sleeping lmao)

Q: I have something I want to apologise for to Ueda-kun.

It was 15 years ago.

I was around 10 at that time.

I took Ueda-kun's official photo and said something.

I said:

"This is my boyfriend!!!"

I'm sorry, please forgive me

A: Arrested for tendency to lie

Then,

I'm going