TRANSLATION - TATSU-GUMI VOL. 174

[uedanoyome]

How do you do,

f*cking bastards?

Q: Since I want a computer virus from Ueda-kun, I'll make a sh*tty-like question.

If you had to spend a week together -would it be-

1. Me  2. Me  3. Me

I'm always free

A: Shut up, mob

Q: I thought about this and... Who are the shapes of the people behind Ueda-kun in Tatsu-gumi's logo?

Am I among them too?

A: Have you shot it?

If you didn't then you're not in

Q: I was left open-mouthed when I saw how President Ueda rapidly handled last time's fans' questions' answering.

I'm used to NEWS Massu's fluff blog, so I was surprised about how strong the thrill is. Would you give me a shout?

A: I'll put a bug deeply in your open mouth

Q: Hello, Ueda-san. What would you say if the shoe of a woman in front of you slipped off?
A: I'd say:

Hey, you dropped your shoe.

Since I picked it up, I'll give you a part of it,

then I'd break the heel part

and take it home

Q: If you moved to a detached house which also has a big garden, are there any other animals you'd like to have along with Chibi-chan? Can you keep me too?

A: I'd wanna get a husky or a German shepherd

Q: Ueda-sama, please cook me with care in Chigenabe (Korean dish)

A: Sounds unappetising, so no

Q: Is Ueda-kun weak for a girl's tears?

Would you notice it if she is faking crying?

If you were to notice it, how would you tell her?

A: It's a man's job

to get fooled on purpose too

That's it

I beg your pardon

f*cking bastards