- TRANSLATION - TATSU-GUMI VOL.171

[uedanoyome]

Are you doing well,

you soldiers??

I'm in a good mood today, so

It'll be twice the usual

That is to say,

I'll double slap you in the face~!!

Then,

line up, line up~!

Q: Is Ueda-kun shy?

A: Nope, I'm not at all.

I wonder when I stopped...

Q: I... want to see... Mouse Peace

A: LOL

Raise the status! Foot soldier! You!

Q: Every year, during Tanabata at my old folks' home, I write: "I want to have a meal with Ueda-sama" on the strip of paper, and it's time too now.

Even the madame costumers say that Ueda-kun is a good guy. But this year I won't write it.

I'll go for: "I want to finance a bonus!" Give me the chance to support you.

A: If I were the boss!

I'd add a fund-raising system,

to this web!

Contribute for me (ore-sama) as much as you want!

Q: Hello, president Ueda!

It's a consultation. If I have a baby boy in future, my boyfriend said it's not okay to call him using Nakamaru Yuichi's "雄", and Kamenashi Kazuya and Ueda Tatsuya's "也" and name him "雄也 (Yuya)". Wouldn't he be the strongest boy if we take his name from the three of you?

A: He'd be the strongest, but

Wouldn't he fail to live up to his name?

Q: I don't particularly like Ueda-kun, but I always check your web. I'm not particularly interested in Ueda-kun, but I properly watch all the shows he stars in. I'm not particularly into Ueda-kun, but I can't help thinking about him day and night. In other words, what I want to say is that I want to eat Ueda-kun's pants.

A: Gross!

Q: Does Tatsuya-kun like women who wear dresses? When fans come to concerts wearing them, do you do fanservices because the tension raises?

A: I like them!

Dresses are the best!!

Q: If I were to meet you in the city, is it okay to tackle you and express my joy?!?!?!?!?!?

A: Eh

It's okay, but

I could misunderstand it as an attack, and

hit your nose and medulla oblongata with my elbow

or poke your eyes;

If it's a man,

I'd kick between the legs,

and throughly weaken him,

then I'd finish off making him fall with a rear choke,

you have to promise you won't assault me ♡

Q: My beloved Tacchan, the 15th anniversary live started in the middle of Endless SHOCK Eternal, I was totally astonished when I thought about Tacchan's schedule, but how did you remember the long speeches and KAT-TUN's lyrics? If there's any trick, I'd like you to tell me

A: Just use some of your free time

Like between day and night,

or when you get home and go to bed

That's it for today.

Aite!

You all

have your cheeks swollen

as if you just got your wisdom teeth extracted

Good, good!

Aite!

Disappear!