- TRANSLATION - TATSU-GUMI VOL.156

[uedanoyome]

Last!!

Q: How many days to wait in order to transfer 1 billion to the living national treasure that Ueda Tatsuya is?? Certainly get ready...!! Certainly...!!!!

A: I'll wait, but

Do you know that late payments

will burst into late fees?

Q: You're handsome! Would you switch face?

A: Horror?

Q: What does Tacchan do when something outrageous happens at work and makes you want to quit, but then you don't quit?

A: I think of you guys

Q: Do you like flirts? (T/N: more like the act of a woman acting all cute, innocent and helpless)

A: I do

Q: I like Ueda Tatsuya-sama too much, I'm HPO everyday lol (T/N: like... passing out or sth like this). The reason is AIUEO. I've made an essay for it. (U) Amazing raps and performances (T/N: In Japanese the U is used for うますぎる umasugiru > amazing), (E) your smile is too cute (T/N: E = 笑顔 egao > smile), (DA) cherishes his prescious friends (T/N: DA = 大事 daiji > precious), (TA) he looks happy when talking about his funny stories about aniki (T/N: TA = 楽しい tanoshii > funny), (TSU)  those well trained muscles are so strong (T/N: TSU = 強すぎる tsuyosugiru > so strong), (YA) Everything about him is perfect, after all (T/N: YA = やっぱり yappari > after all). I can live because the you who's so perfect is here! I love you so much! I love you so much! Only Ueda Tatsuya-sama won! Thank you for being born! Has my love been conveyed??

A: Sorry

This is too long

nothing's coming in

Q: I really like Ueda-kun's body, so, when social distance will be called off, why don't you start a project "Touch Ueda Tatsuya's body for 5 seconds" at an event? By the way, please let me touch your pectorals. Please. Thank you for your hard work everyday

A: That...

On the contrary, if a man

said this to you, what would you think?

Q: I'm 16 years old, so please marry me! It has always been my dream ever since elementary schools lol

A: Still 4 years!!

The deadline has come. Bang

Yes!

This is the end!!

Thank you

for these f*cking many written challenges!

This year is

our 15th anniversary, so

I'm thinking of a bunch of things for you to enjoy, hence

look forward to them~!!

Always thank you!