- TRANSLATION - TATSU-GUMI VOL. 111

[uedanoyome]

Okay, so, everyone, if you want to be noticed by Ueda (and, perhaps, have him point at you), just buy his uchiwa lmao
Oh... And he seems to be writing some new stuff? New songs? 😏👀 Though, babe, other than rap, I'd like some old-style songs too... Like Rabbit or Wolf or whatsoever
Also... if he doesn't mind age and stuff he can just marry me already... uhm.

Good morning, shitty bastards!
Let's buzz today too!

Q: What's your image of Ohno-kun?
A: A genius

Q: During the live I had your uchiwa and I felt like you pointed at me with you finger.
So, afterall, it seems like you give the feeling of: "I'm gonna point at fans who have my uchiwa".
If this is the case, then I'm really happy!
A: Well, isn't it obvious?
For example,
if we have two people in a line
one who is holding my uchiwa
and one who isn't,
indeed I react to the one who has it

Q: I really love Ueda-kun, who is always looking so cool. Doesn't Ueda-kun write or compose his songs anymore?
I really loved all the songs in which Ueda-kun took part, so much!
A: I'm doing it quite a lot, now
When I have some free time, I'm given some bass tracks and I put some rap lyrics into it

Q: Do you look at the difference of age in a romantic relationship?
A: I don't really think about the difference in age

Q: The boxing competition between you and the inexperienced Pin-san and Orakio* this year was really fun.
I want to see a serious competition with President (Ueda), which has nothing to do with a lower or higher rank and it's not about the last minutes only**.
If this can come true, who would you like to compete with?
A: Well, me too!
I would like to fight with somebody in the entertainment world who is on the same level as I am.
But since I think that boxing is a sport which fundations are to hit/be hit, TameTabi's rules are tough rules lol

Q: Are you the type of person who spreads butter on bread before baking it? Or do you spread it after baking?
A: Nope, not that
I put a piece of cheese on it before baking and it's fucking tasty
Try it out

This is it for today
Surprisingly, today I
answered many normal questions



* During KAT-TUN's tv show "Sekaiichi tame ni naru tabi plus", Ueda had a boxing match with a guy from the stuff (Pin-san) and an usual guest, the one who dresses up as a Tengu and who used to cook for them too (Orakio)
** When Ueda had those boxing matches with them, who of course were of a lower level, the whole round lasted for about three minutes, during the first minute and a half Ueda was allowed to defend himself only and after that minute and a half, he was allowed to hit for the other half of the match (which was about two rounds only with both of the guys)